$TRAININGDAYRONALDTraining day with Ronald.
A naive rookie cop's first day on the beat becomes a bloody descent into fast-food hell when mentored by Ronald, a veteran detective secretly ruling the city's criminal underworld from behind the golden arches.
A naive rookie cop's first day on the beat becomes a bloody descent into fast-food hell when mentored by Ronald, a veteran detective secretly ruling the city's criminal underworld from behind the golden arches.
Synopsis
In a neon-drenched Los Angeles where burger joints double as drug fronts, idealistic rookie Jake Harlan is assigned to veteran detective Ronald McDonald for his training day. What starts as routine calls and street smarts quickly twists into a whirlwind of bribes, hits, and clown-faced executions as Ronald reveals his iron grip on the city's grease-soaked empire. Jake must decide whether to join the madness or survive it. As the body count rises and Ronald's true empire is exposed through drive-thru drops and mascot murders, Jake's morals are tested in increasingly grotesque ways. Ronald's world blurs the line between corporate mascot and kingpin, forcing Jake to confront how deep the fries go. In a final bloody showdown at the flagship McDonald's, truths are served and legacies are flipped.
The story
Jake Harlan graduates the academy and is paired with legendary but unhinged detective Ronald McDonald for his first shift; they cruise the streets handling petty crimes while Ronald drops cryptic hints about bigger power.
Ronald pulls Jake into escalating crimes including a drive-thru execution and a corporate payoff; Jake discovers Ronald controls the city's fast-food cartels and faces pressure to participate or die.
Jake turns on Ronald during a mascot-masked shootout at HQ; he exposes the empire on bodycam footage, bringing down the clown kingpin but forever tainted by the day that changed him.
The cast
Fresh academy grad eager to serve justice but unprepared for the moral rot waiting on the streets.
dream cast: Timothée Chalamet
Legendary detective and secret fast-food kingpin who hides his empire behind clown paint and endless smiles.
dream cast: Joaquin Phoenix
Jake's secret ally who has been tracking Ronald for years and sees Jake as the key to the case.
dream cast: Zazie Beetz
Ronald's massive right-hand man who handles dirty work with a smile and a spatula.
dream cast: Dave Bautista
Department head who turns a blind eye to Ronald's empire in exchange for payoffs and promotions.
dream cast: Bryan Cranston
Dream crew
in the style of David Fincher, gritty tension master
in the style of Aaron Sorkin, whip-smart dialogue king
in the style of Trent Reznor, industrial dread expert
Cold open
INT. CRUISER - NIGHT Rain streaks the windshield as rookie JAKE HARLAN, 24, grips the wheel. Beside him, RONALD MCDONALD, 50s, face painted in fading greasepaint, chews a burger. RONALD First rule, kid: never eat the evidence. Second rule: always supersize the bribe. They pull up to a drive-thru window. A nervous TEEN hands over a bag. Ronald opens it, pulls out cash, and slides a badge across. RONALD Good boy. Now forget you saw the clown. Jake stares, horrified. Ronald laughs, a low terrifying chuckle, and guns the engine. EXT. ALLEY - NIGHT Ronald drags a DEALER out, beats him with a Happy Meal box. Jake freezes. JAKE This isn't procedure! RONALD Procedure is for clowns who don't own the circus.
Why now
With police scandals and corporate fast-food empires dominating headlines, this film taps into our collective distrust of authority wrapped in colorful branding, delivering a cathartic, meme-ready satire that feels ripped from today's timelines.
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